There's got to be some
benefits to this whole stimulator caper right? So, on Easter morning, I present
to you, my top three advantages of being bionic.
- First of all, I get to go to the head of the line at airport security, no security sensors for this Sambot.
- Secondly, I get new jewelery, my new ‘NO MRI’ bracelet is on its way. Although I have a card for my wallet stating that I have a stimulator, and that I'm not to undergo MRI, or walk through security sensors, apparently, paramedics look for jewelery, and not through peoples wallets for little cards with instructions.
- And third, I present to you, mah reachin' stick!
Yes, I'm very aware this seems like it may be a
children's toy, and quite frankly, I'm not sure that it isn't. But, as I'm
restricted from bending, it does a remarkable job of, well, reachin'… oh, and
then pickin', (up that is).
Yes, that’s three whole benefits, as I think of
more, I’ll add them. Oh yeah, maybe I
can stop taking drugs, get out of bed, go back to work, and get my life back. That’s got to be one, or more. I'll let you know.
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